i really hate feeling sad.
more than i hate unsweetened coffee. which happens to be a lot, if you were wondering.
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”
take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty
- jonathanegbert SAID: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU JUST INDIRECTLY CALLED US WHALE DICK.
You make tit sound like I wasn’t being direct enough.
that’s DOCTOR mister whale penis to you, madam!