IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
someone left a candle burning in the bathroom, and i briefly mistook the light as a rave party being held in it.
um, so i made one of those gigapause thingies too, because dave isn’t allowed to go to new social networking sites without me there to make fun of him.
so the url is http://gigapause.com/profile/ghostbusting
add me while i figure this stuff out.
http://www.gigapause.com/profile/martymcfly nah add me instead
i can’t believe you just promo’d yourself on my promo post.
has anyone else seen the movie where 16 year old leonardo dicaprio and remus lupin from harry potter are poets who fuck and try to kill each other a lot.
dave and i watched it because we noticed a clip where leonardo dicaprio was naked, and it was a solid two hours of discomfort.
awkward i thought it was hot
my boners never been so confused slightly put off but also attracted to leo dicaprio
did you have that saved?
uh, whatever. what i meant was we didn’t really expect any of what we saw.
i came up with a high school au where i am the star quarterback of the football team, and dave is a loser nerd who i gave the gnarliest wet willie to, and then stuffed him in a locker.
when i visit dave at work, i play music for him and the customers.
when dave visits me, he tries shooting baskets in the trash cans with oranges, then asks me to go get them out.
can i have some free gum im running low on trident layers
only if i get to throw it at your head.
in fact, i’m going to do it anyway.