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Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD. You dabble in the affairs of numerous subjects, including VIDEO GAMES and the occasional COMPUTER PROGRAM. You are much better than the trainwreck that was your programming CHILDHOOD. Several years ago, you played a game that ENDED THE WORLD. Thanks to a series of HORRIFYING EVENTS, the world is saved, and no one is the wiser of its DEMISE. Whether or not that is a good thing remains to be seen.

multi-fandom, semi-indie John Egbert Rp blog!
No Homestuck reading required.

dave said drop it like it’s hot for the first time in 2 months.


posted 5 minutes ago with 2 notes

i really hate feeling sad.

more than i hate unsweetened coffee. which happens to be a lot, if you were wondering.


posted 21 hours ago with 4 notes

leaderelesa:

check out my new hat


posted 2 days ago via leaderelesa with 10 notes

i need a cape. 


posted 2 days ago with 4 notes

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 


posted 2 days ago with 7 notes

Every Minecraft youtuber ever

thats-so-ravenhill:

*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

efflorescenceofarose:

  1. jonathanegbert SAID: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU JUST INDIRECTLY CALLED US WHALE DICK.

You make tit sound like I wasn’t being direct enough.

that’s DOCTOR mister whale penis to you, madam!

vinegod:

When you and bae’s song comes on… by Cody Johns

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