i’ve been watching shitty movies since yesterday, and i feel a little disattached from the social dogma.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
[[ THIS IS UNTRUE!! gunshots echo just like every other loud sound. Noise doesn’t travel differently because its a bullet. Don’t get fooled brah ]]
imdb says the lowest rated movie is an indian movie called gunday.
i’m gonna watch it.
so who dares me to watch all the lowest rated movies on imdb?
if no one dares me, i will dare myself.
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
i want john to change his last name from egbert to “of the funk” asap or ill break up with him
changing my name isn’t going to bring us any closer to a world where naruto is real.
things that suck about a time traveling boyfriend:
he stops time to steal the toilet paper when he notices you are heading to the bathroom.
[[ OH NO THATS REALLY SWEET thank you
you just made my day :D
i’m glad youve endured following john and his antics thus far lmao
what did john even do to woo me? nothing just subjected me to hours of him making fart sounds with his armpit over skype my standards are rock bottom
do you know anybody else who can play “god save the queen” with their armpit?
there’s a dildo in the freezer.
i read this and immediately felt defensive
ftr its NOT MINE
i don’t know who it could belong to, but it fits in the seat of my remote controlled car, so i know what it is i need to do.