February 2012
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gallowcalibrator replied to your post: gallowcalibrator replied to your post:…
i havent killed you. and besides I dont think using your chest cavity as a hive would kill you!
well not like this.
i don’t even have a chest cavity.
to be honest, i doubt you’d get very far past the ink but if i was normal than yeah it probably would kill me.
i’d come back but still.
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gallowcalibrator replied to your post: GALLOWCALIBRATOR said: Wow that is really rude …
I will rip open your torso and nest in it like an earth squirrel
you know, they say these kinds of comments are indicative of serial killers.
it’s craigslist all over again!
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rhetoricironic replied to your post: GALLOWCALIBRATOR said: Wow that is really rude …
how far does masturbation count
i don’t think that has ever really counter under “getting laid.”
unless your hand is the person of your dreams of course.
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rhetoricironic replied to your post: someone on this planet is getting laid right…
how do you know
i have incredible insight into these things.
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GALLOWCALIBRATOR said: Wow that is really rude
if someone can prove me wrong i give a massive thumbs up to their multitasking skills.
if it helps any it isn’t me either.
sometimes the truth hurts, you know?
someone on this planet is getting laid right now.
if you are reading this, chances are it isn’t you.
Anonymous asked: John, where was that picture taken? I feel like i've seen that area before!
How am I doing as my Character, and how can I... →
whoa gosh! looks like i lost control of my wind powers again and accidentally moved that guy’s car into another parking lot!! oh golly do i hate when that happens.
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grimsprite:
hàh̴a w͞h̛a͞t t͘h̨e h͠e̷l̡l̴ i͠s̨ tha̶t ̢s̀ùpp͜osed ̷t̢o͠ be͘ ͠ęgbe͏rt́ ͢i͟ ̵can̵t eve͜n͠ ̡r͘e̴ad ̡tha̕t͟ w͡ell͢ ge̕tti͏ng ̴r̶a͘ine̛d ̵on͠ ͟sucks͡ ̴
that’s ok, it’s even harder to understand when i actually try to talk. at least i can type normally.
by the way, why are you doing the freaky text dance?? not that it bothers me but now i am curious.
grimsprite:
jonathanegbert started following you
d̸a͘mn̸ ͝i̕m̷ ̧p͘o̵pula͟ŕ ̨
s͟u͝p͞
oh hey, you do the funky text thing too.
˙ɟ̢ò ʇ̴ɹ̡o̢s
µ̛€̵µ̡€µ͠€µ€͜
uhh. not much is up. getting rained on, the usual i guess!
if you don’t count me belonging in a terrible b horror movie.
that is pretty not usual.
Empathy Test →
davidstrider:
fortunatossoliloquy:
sardonicpuppeteer:
castazel:
17………………………..
22.
Yeah, okay.
41.
Apparently the average is about 42.
30
50.
iim2ofre2h:
jonathanegbert:
why is texas such a fucking soggy state ugh.
i can’t even go inside.
what did you say about texas.
it’s humid and soggy and an embarassment to winter.
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sisnotsissy asked: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ oh shit i dropped all my doritos in your ass box
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gumdroplollipopcarmalcandykiss asked: ▲ ( and for shadow too if you want to? :3 )
Put a ‘▲’ in my askbox and I'll tell you some... →
ascendedprotege:
I’m not sure if that makes sense??? But I’ve wanted to try this out.
Basically, I’ll tell you some noncomplimentary things my character feels towards yours, but wouldn’t tell them to their face. Like if mine thinks yours smells funny.
Just remember, this is OOC, so be sure to keep OOC knowledge OOC.
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jonathanegbert started following you
askjohnthepuppet:
oh hey. another me huh, it’s been a while since i’ve run into one.
though…you look kinda weird, or that how you usually look?
trust me dude, this is definitely not how i look normally.
call it…a not so minor setback.
eventually i’ll go back to looking how i should.
(i hope.)
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Anonymous asked: Tell us what you think about jade! (do you have a jade??)
crowhousescratch:
yeah me and dario kind of smashed back into one person so i guess im “whole” again but really i just feel like everything is clear all of a sudden and shit
so calm works yeah
jesus merciful assfucking on labor day weekend that
doesnt sound fun or good at all kiddo
id ask if you think youre gonna be okay or if theres anything i can do to help but i get the feeling you dont...
crowhousescratch:
i had to
sometimes you gotta die to get shit done yanno
good to be back anyway oblivion really aint my style yo shit though enough about me
just by glancing at your icon and your blog i can tell somethings up with you
never a dull moment with us is there??
my dash was awfully empty without birdbutt sass. what happened anyway?? i get the vibe that whatever went down...
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davespritebudgie:
all it is is stairs
just stairs
forever
but then….
after a longtime of cranking noises, hissing and creepy noises…
just…
you see something
seriously what is that?
its just a white floating-
NOPE NOPE NOPE N OPENOEPNEOPENEOPNEOEPENOEPENOEPNOPE
NOPES INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
NEVER RETURNS TO EARTH
sweet holy hell i think i am in creepy brick shitting heaven.
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frecklefuck asked: clearing your head maybe the best alternative, but don't lose contact with people
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concordadvisor asked: John? What's wrong? Do you want to talk like last time?
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Anonymous asked: Hug?
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Anonymous asked: i prefer brutally honest
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Anonymous asked: how does it feel to be a menace to everyone around you? so much so that your own father ran away, and your boyfriend pretends you don't exist?
When lonliness finally overtakes the cautious bounds of paranoia, you silence away a creeping tsunami of fear with action, shuffling taloned, bestial legs into action, and clicking them along the hardwood floor.
There were still signs of struggle and descructive force scattered about, ink mixing into blood, tainting your walls colors of a wine crimson sea.
Every step you take is one closer to...
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wwhatevverhipster asked: I accidentally pressed on your icon and for some reason, Google search came up with the word 'corn'. How the fuck did that happen, John. Please tell me.
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haunterdubstep:
Haunter - Survive
As you guys...
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Anonymous asked: everytime i wave my mouse over your picture on my dash it looks like your mouth is moving :>
sharkbabefandom:
DAVID.
yes
thats my name
dont wear it out
why would you put those pictures with that song.
why.
sharkbabefandom:
DAVID.
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fortunatossoliloquy replied to your post: fortunatossoliloquy replied to your post:…
Mhmm…
bluh, i know just how you feel.
i still feel really uncomfortable around dogs. especially big black ones.
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fortunatossoliloquy replied to your post: fortunatossoliloquy replied to your post: if i…
I thought it was great. Aside from uh. Him. Being a bit of a central villain.
him?
you don’t mean that batshit dog do you?
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fortunatossoliloquy replied to your post: if i actually crack down and read homestuck, i…
It makes me happy when I’m not the only one who knows what Homestuck is.
dude, i totally know what it is.
when i first read it, i was basically
really scared.
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Anonymous asked: but what's homestuck
pff, i lost followers for homestuck.
well pardon me for being aware some dude named andrew hussie was peering in mine and my friends and people i didn’t know’s windows and writing a comic about it.
if i actually crack down and read homestuck, i wonder if i will find the severe homoerotic tension between me and dave that was there when we actually did all the stuff in homestuck.
fortun8soul:
jonathanegbert:
ok, normally i ignore homestuck because it is kind of creepy, but jane.
jane.
you not only missed the train, the train stopped, rolled out the red carpet, offered you a drink on a silver platter, and you stood there mouth agape until it finally gave up and chugged away.
dude.
how do you even mess that up.
Seeeeeeeeriously, what even WAS that, Janey? 8ut hey,...