January 2012
aninkywisp asked: John, don't do anything stupid, okay? You're kind of a light in a lot of people's lives (especially Dave's) and you'd leave a big hole if you left. ((Same to you, Sam. :]))
Jan 1st
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You only vaguely notice the color draining from the world, freezing it in time, rendering it still. The hooded figure that materializes behind you saps dream, hope, the little shreds of happiness in your eyes. Garbed only in emulsifying obsidian, the figure smiles beneath its obscuring hood, a skeletal jaw jutting down into your vision, and the air drops to zero. ??: Hello, John. Your throat...
Jan 1st
The concrete streets below seem so… empty. So empty and so far. For the first time in your life you’re afraid of being so high. As if not even the wind, your servant, would miss you.
Jan 1st
flannpyrope-deactivated20120318 asked: gives you lots of chocolates and a giant teddy bear and cuddles with you all new year's eve
Jan 1st
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You wonder to yourself from atop a concrete perch. From within a locked expanse of flickering lights and uneven maps that cross patterns and sections of a city alight with the buzz of celebration. Each artificial glow its own section of the starlight that remains chained in perpetuation to the earth.  You can hear them celebrating below you, and the apartment blares with familiar voices and...
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: i meant you should quit if rp was bothering you that much jesus people calm down and quit getting all up in arms.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: you really should just quit
Jan 1st
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carcinomisanthropist asked: ((you've always been one of my favorite johns because gosh DANG are you good at rping him and you were always a really awesome person that i thought i'd never talk to and whenever you did reply to my posts every so often it'd make me verbally keysmash into breakdown oblivion???

but AH NOW THAT WE TALK AND STUFF IM JUST really happy and you're such a cool person...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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prankmaster asked: [ omg did tumblr eat the one i sent you. but i just really wanted to say that you're awesome, and you should never feel like you can't compare to me because i look up to you ok? i will always enjoy every chance i get to play with your john. and i'm really glad i can call you my friend!! love you lots, saaaam ]
Jan 1st
December 2011
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piratenkoenigin: piratenkoenigin: things john likes about dave his laugh his smile (even if he doesn’t do it much) (maybe especially because if that) how he falls asleep at the computer the occasional awkward uncertainty his eyes!!! his hugs those freckles his voice the way he does cute sweetie things while trying to seem like they were unintentional how he’s always ruffled when he...
Dec 31st
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spending new years in bed with a fever of 103. cause i’m hot blooded. check it and see. 
Dec 31st
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allieelly: once hussie runs out of character to kill he’s going to start killing us i told you guys he couldn’t be trusted.
Dec 31st
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
shellimouto: litttlewitch: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 this is awesome
Dec 31st
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the world can’t end. john and dave haven’t kissed yet.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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spider8itch replied to your post: i can’t help but wonder if someone follows this… [[Slowly…raises…hand…]] [[ hahaha goddamn what are you even doing  this is the shippiest blog this side of the mississippi im sorry dude 
Dec 31st
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theflamingphoenixofsternbild asked: Nothing wrong with becoming a sappy Love movie, John. Especially at your age. Hell, me and Antonio are almost 40 and we still act that way.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: ==> Make out with the coolkid. :3
Dec 31st
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reav replied to your post: so i literally am seeing two of everything right… johnXwall otp sloppy makeouts the wall doesn’t love me back, it gave me a bloody nose. either that or the wall really likes rough intimacy. that’s not really my thing wall, i’m sorry.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: hey johnnnnn who's your best friend everrrr
Dec 31st
so i literally am seeing two of everything right now, and i went to try to find the bathroom. i stared at the doors for 10 minutes before i just chose one and i hit the wall so hard i think i made out with the plaster a little bit. maybe if i navigate the house with my eyes closed i can get around safer,
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: Get in the back of my van already I have presents.
Dec 31st
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heirofbacon: keishakips: i guess jane really isnt made of life oh holy shit on a bagel
Dec 31st
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tumblr leave me alone, i like missing e and you can’t stop me so stop sending me that browser message. gosh you’re like the stereotypical dad in 80s movies who doesn’t want his daughter dating and/or going to prom with the slicked hair back coolguy. it’s going to happen dadblr. it’s just going to.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: oh my god can i just yank down. your pants.
Dec 31st
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frecklefuck asked: No. I watch /him/. I'm really very boring. I just watch other people.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite thing to play on piano? Do you still practice?
Dec 31st
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frecklefuck asked: Yeah I watch him, too.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: yo lets fuck
Dec 31st
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frecklefuck asked: Tumblr didn't set up those cameras. I did. I charge them to utilize them.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: John how would you react if NASA said they actually discovered a cat planet?
Dec 31st
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turntechtrinity asked: tumblr staff probably has installed hidden cameras all around your house because you use missing e
Dec 31st
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kawaii-sufferer: jonathanegbert: kawaii-sufferer: the bad things about having posters in my room is that i feel like they’re watching me I CAN’T MASTURBATE  I CAN’T CHANGE I CAN’T SING AND DANCE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME. what if I got a Beatles poster or some other band fdsl; I WOULDN’T GO INTO MY ROOM. dude i totally made a post like this a while back. every time...
Dec 31st
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daisystrider: jonathanegbert: 1425 followers refresh page 1419 followers wat its tumblr they found out you have missing e theyre taking away your followers they know john they know tumblr stop it. stop being mean and taking away the one thing that made this site functional. you bully.
Dec 31st
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kawaii-sufferer: the bad things about having posters in my room is that i feel like they’re watching me I CAN’T MASTURBATE  I CAN’T CHANGE I CAN’T SING AND DANCE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME. what if I got a Beatles poster or some other band fdsl; I WOULDN’T GO INTO MY ROOM. dude i totally made a post like this a while back. every time i walk into my room after a shower i...
Dec 31st
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tumblr is bullying me because i use missing e.
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Do you floss your butt.
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: his porksword is already something more than you can hamdle isn't it.
Dec 31st
fonceaube asked: Hey John, do you ever wish ave would let you use his swords?
Dec 31st
davidstrider: jonathanegbert: davidstrider: remember that time i got hit by a car and died that’s not funny. shit i meant to delete that mmm.
Dec 31st
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dave i hope i’m not putting you to sleep, heheh.
Dec 31st
davidstrider: jonathanegbert: davidstrider: jonathanegbert: dave, so i am looking through your blog. and…what. go away rude. i just woke up and i’m seeing two of everything. gimmie a break. dont go too far in theres things not meant for mortal eyes past the first page i am going in anyway.
Dec 31st
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