March 2012
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gardeninggnostic asked: cats are SO not cooler!! dogs are waaaaaaaaaaay better than cats!! :O dogs are man's best friend! cats are all snooty and ignore you when you call them!
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gardeninggnostic asked: you may be part cat, john, but i'm part dog! therefore, your "default win" is canceled out! :P
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sardonicpuppeteer replied to your post: but bro is the kawaiiest of them all so that makes my argument doublevalid like this shit is getting validated on double whoever the fuck validates things island
…My boss says I’m not allowed to argue about being kawaii anymore. I have to openly admit to it. Sorry, John. I’m kawaii.
oh my god.
it’s the end of days.
again.
dammit if you’re...
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Anonymous asked: I was suggesting that they didn't really get to play it.Just push around pieces on the floor with their cute little paws.
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Anonymous asked: but
bro is the kawaiiest of them all
so that makes my argument doublevalid
like this shit is getting validated on double whoever the fuck validates things island
bro is the kawaiiest of them all
so that makes my argument doublevalid
like this shit is getting validated on double whoever the fuck validates things island
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Anonymous asked: You're as manly as two kittens playing chess.
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kawaiiamon asked: isnt that what friends are for though!!
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Anonymous asked: at least you know no matter what happens you wont outlive him (together 6ever i am capitalizing that 6)
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Anonymous asked: you're not manly
you're kawaii as hell
you're kawaii as hell
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sardonicpuppeteer asked: You're not kawaii, you're manly as hell. (You're still a sweetiepie, though.)
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Anonymous asked: You're so manly that if my garbage disposal was clogged up I'd ask you to fix it.
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gardeninggnostic asked: john, you're arguing with a pregnant lady. of course you're not gonna win! :D
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mother-auxiliatrix-deactivated2 asked: No No I Agree With My Little Boy. You Are Quite The Adorable Human
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Anonymous asked: how did you and dave's first time go?
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kawaiiamon asked: i thought we were friends i am hurt john :'( boo hoo hoo woof
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gardeninggnostic asked: nnnnnnnnnnnope! :) you'd still be my adorable ectobrother, even if you were buff!!
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thesufferingsignless asked: You are a very cute human!
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tentaclecourtesan replied to your post: so what do you picture yours and daves wedding to be like
dave needs more cake in his face.
jonathanegbert is a total sweetie pie!!! :D
bro, no.
i trusted you.
:(
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kawaiiamon asked: are you still a cat should i send you cat dave and bunny you porn
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gardeninggnostic asked: we may be ectosiblings, but i still think you're a sweetie! :D
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graveauxiliatrix asked: You Are Rather Cute John Theres No Hiding That
rumour:
to write the declaration of independence on her arms
does this mean nic cage will steal her arms?
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gardeninggnostic asked: that anon is right! you /are/ a cutie!! :)
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jonathanegbert started following you
madamesnowman:
I’m so sorry about the late greeting, dear. That was my fault, I kept forgetting to extend a proper ‘hello.’
So here it is, good afternoon.
haha, that’s ok. i tend to forget way too often also, so i don’t blame you or anything.
hi though! even if it is nighttime by now.
i’m john, who are you?
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Anonymous asked: You're such a cutie. uvu
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Anonymous asked: so what do you picture yours and daves wedding to be like
postgameorgy:
cats
the best
perfect
i love you
my favourite
adorable
snuggles
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kawaiiamon asked: youre welcome
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Try to make my character sexually frustrated. →
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Anonymous asked: and she plays the cool kid even though inside she's a turmoil of emotions, mainly being upset and blubbery because she's been through so much and it's hard because she loves this person so much
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Anonymous asked: basically homura goes through a lot of shit for someone she loves
Anonymous asked: her name is homura, and i wanna tell you why shes like dave but i cant remember anything from earlier in the series i can relate to dave... and the stuff she does later on or is revealed to do is super spoilery :'(
Anonymous asked: Look, John, a laser pointer!!
Anonymous asked: you'd pounce on dave no matter what he was
Anonymous asked: what is dave was a bird?
Anonymous asked: *points laser pointer at the wall*
Anonymous asked: ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ could you be convinced to watch it if you were informed that one of the characters is a lot like dave?
i can’t stop meowing at birds. there are so many birds. i want to CHASE THEM.
February 2012
i don’t know why suddenly sitting on the table brings me such joy.
but it does.
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Anonymous asked: what'll you do when Dave comes home? being you know. a cat boy. and all.
plan b is dig a path through the closet and hide underneath a pile of stuff until further notice.
if anyone was curious.
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yourpatronsaintofdenial replied to your post: ==> you are now a catboy in heat.
… Male cats don’t get heat though, I thought.
technically cats don’t walk on two legs either, and yet here i am.
but not for long because i am going to hide under dave’s bed and never come ou—shit his bed sits on the ground.
ok time for plan b.
Anonymous asked: ==> you are now a catboy in heat.
Anonymous asked: ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ How about just forming a contract with me, then? I can make wishes come true!
Anonymous asked: Quick John go watch puella magi madoka magica ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
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frecklefuck asked: naw there are different types. like magic knight rayearth or madoka or whatever.