Neko

sunny, with a chance of wind.

sunny, with a chance of wind.

pranksters in training
header image by len-yan
Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. You enjoy doing various things, of which none you are particularly SKILLED AT. But you do dabble in PRANKS and general hilarity. You're pretty sure NO ONE can best you in that. You are the best there is. Due to your poor IMMUNE SYSTEM, you are often INDOORS, and on the computer. Which doesn't really bother you, except for perhaps your love for observing WEATHER.
Not too long ago, you played a game that destroyed the world. However, you successfully COMPLETED it, and RESTORED your planet to its former glory. As a reward, you were allowed to keep your WIND POWERS, and everything given from the god tiers, but usually must refrain from USING them.
Which you think totally sucks.
Occasionally, you like to PROGRAM COMPUTERS. This, you suck at outright. It's a bit EMBARRASSING.
Recently you have come down with a bizarre GLITCH DISEASE, which partially robs you of your sight, and occasionally your SANITY.

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Jan 9 2012 14:28 10,126 notes

black-nata:

oh-youfancyhuh:

IT IS AN INFANT

IT IS AN INFANT

Fucking god, Thor.

oh my god.

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)

VIA: blooddiesel ORI: theavengersshouldnttext

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If only to do this to someone,...want an iPhone now.
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THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
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