maplelaughingalonewithfandoms:
john “MY DAD IS A BUSINESSMAN OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH NOOOO” egbert
john “sign me right up to fight an overlevelled boss” egbert
john “spend ridiculous amount of time re-enacting movie sequences in apocalyptic videogame” egbert
john “GUSHERS ARE MADE BY BETTY CROCKER?!?!?!?!’ egbert
john “what’s that vriska, you murdered lots of people? oh well i guess thats kinda normal for you guys” egbert
john “my dad died, welp, better fight an unbeatable boss and then never really mention it again” egbert
john “now my friend died, WORLD’S GOOFIEST SMOOCH” egbert
john “hi there ectosis, you sure do look like one of those freaky anime furries that people jack off to” egbert
john “i laugh at blind girls” egbert
john “i’m going to name my weapon ‘wrinklefucker’” egbert
john “we’re just like something out of the animes” egbert
john: “this map a blind girl drew is shit” egbert
john: “here let me just send this letter to someone who’s already having a shitty day in a sexual object lol oops” egbert
john “try using your brain numbnuts” egbert
john “shut up is why” egbert
you all need to understand that i stone cold do not give a fuck.
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