[[ sort of indie sort of not rp blog ]]  pranksters in training Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. Several years ago, you played a game that ended the world. The world has of course restored itself thanks to the effors of you and your comrades, but what you got never really added up. And what became of you was no exception. You don’t really have all your apples in one basket. M!A Status: noneTumblr (3.0; @jonathanegbert)http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://davidstrider.tumblr.com/post/51260360717" class="tumblr_blog">davidstrider</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>theres absolutely no way for any of you to tell if im typing this text post with a mouth full of gummy bears or not</p></blockquote> <p>he is. </p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51260491647http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51260491647Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:18 -0400<p>robert downey jr makes a great sherlock, but also an incredible tony stark, and i am pretty sure there is no role he cannot nail.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51247270903http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51247270903Fri, 24 May 2013 16:39:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce0469f21dba3d40a4d4cbde4628185d/tumblr_mnbkv3AE4Q1qkhzmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i thought we agreed this was a secret.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51246448449http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51246448449Fri, 24 May 2013 16:28:15 -0400<p>dave is legitimately wiring surround sound through the house, this is probably the only cool thing he has ever done.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51245072707http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51245072707Fri, 24 May 2013 16:08:23 -0400<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://caledscratch.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">caledscratch</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548">there is a baby bird perching on my butt.</a></em></div> <blockquote>youre like snow white</blockquote> <p>i guess if snow white ever had chirpy baby birds on her butt.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51243495888http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51243495888Fri, 24 May 2013 15:45:22 -0400caledscratch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee12a8b19fd017de9a771c41a9ca965d/tumblr_mmux6ulTUY1qfyxjeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/50560508219/the-ritual-is-complete">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ</p> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51241534977http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51241534977Fri, 24 May 2013 15:15:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e8c5b5de6b653d1c31631f26ade9173/tumblr_mnbbqi9gAH1qd4q8ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vgjunk.tumblr.com/post/51240134937/advert-for-the-nintendo-world-class-service-i">vgjunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Advert for the Nintendo World Class Service.<br/>I want a van like that and I can’t even drive.</p> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51240269978http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51240269978Fri, 24 May 2013 14:55:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidstrider.tumblr.com/post/51233510922">davidstrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadineharley.tumblr.com/post/51233208424/davidstrider-jonathanegbert-i-wish-we-had">jadineharley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidstrider.tumblr.com/post/51232607106">davidstrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51231734697">jonathanegbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wish we had surround sound, so when i went to clean i could put on buy mode music from the sims and the entire house would hear it.</p> </blockquote> <p>i could wire the house one of these days</p> <p>lord knows ive got like five sylladices full of useless high tech speakers</p> </blockquote> <p>can we play animal crossing music instead? </p> </blockquote> <p>dude yeah we can make it match up with the time and everything itll be copasetic</p> </blockquote> <p>we have to do sims music at least once.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51233576483http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51233576483Fri, 24 May 2013 12:58:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡ </em></p> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51231811211http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51231811211Fri, 24 May 2013 12:26:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2f185d6a7f2f29e6f909afa932e7ad0/tumblr_mk3figf0WK1raqev0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c1tylight5.tumblr.com/post/46043232091/snowflakes-blues-in-miniature-town-by-katrin-ray">c1tylight5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/katrins/8525087629/" title="Snowflakes Blues in Miniature Town">Snowflakes Blues in Miniature Town</a> (<strong>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/katrins/">Katrin Ray</a></strong>)</pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51227716945http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51227716945Fri, 24 May 2013 11:08:55 -0400<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://zubatto.tumblr.com/">zubatto</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548">there is a baby bird perching on my butt.</a></em></div> <blockquote>Punch it.</blockquote> <p>that is the shittiest idea i have ever heard.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51226083438http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51226083438Fri, 24 May 2013 10:35:41 -0400zubatto<p>there is a baby bird perching on my butt.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51225899548Fri, 24 May 2013 10:31:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c781399fb3fd92214974b43f0093299/tumblr_mn7m5ssHEq1r7o2wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51223370230http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51223370230Fri, 24 May 2013 09:36:41 -0400things i would wear.<p>i just noticed that dave has a picture of my butt as my image in his phone.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51187766283http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51187766283Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d671f5a4d359f32d6e79917349814fb/tumblr_mhg3ozPNw61r0f89lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f04286b2cc555527de517af8101d5c9f/tumblr_mhg3ozPNw61r0f89lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51185060075http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51185060075Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:19 -0400me too.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54030859321f5fac7761a4577d810c5d/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd18609fa25436d2078c2ae5364a09a8/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f95f162ef7435c52a0a3fc884f31ee0/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4068d1cc10c669544cbc403448f25a45/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65bcfff620a1fb01c19da41c1f47d33d/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fc2a2cb8a7a4b5b1c5f6f73328199c8/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/963446ebe85c596e70b1da0681cd25c5/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/babda7d16c6bcad23041706c9aaa5b52/tumblr_mn45qzzJ1v1rsjhp0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://langlei.tumblr.com/post/50936224298/favorites-in-no-particular-order-movies">langlei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="caption"> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://langlei.tumblr.com/tagged/favorites">Favorites</a> (in no particular order): <a href="http://langlei.tumblr.com/tagged/favorites%3Amovies">Movies</a> → </small><small><em><em>Pokémon 3: Spell of the Unown</em> </em> (2000) <br/>|”You can become anything you wish.”|</small></p> </blockquote> </div> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51182979379http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51182979379Thu, 23 May 2013 19:31:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12e456361a92bb201cb89ae79d463f19/tumblr_mn9kpnZmbn1qcwu03o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d352c126643e01bb13b6bbd2eb323428/tumblr_mn9kpnZmbn1qcwu03o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cartoonfuntime.tumblr.com/post/51161660097/you-can-have-it-all">cartoonfuntime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you can have it all</p> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51182780247http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51182780247Thu, 23 May 2013 19:28:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/51175564189/via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/man-runs-out-of-gas-on-interstate-sets-up-drum-kit-to-509165589">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51178484463http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51178484463Thu, 23 May 2013 18:28:25 -0400my hero.<p><a href="http://missvanillamilkshake.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_87beeebd24ec_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://missvanillamilkshake.tumblr.com/">missvanillamilkshake</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51177560609">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51177560609">i really want to go to a 50s themed diner and&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>did someone say milkshakes</blockquote> <p>no, nobody said milkshakes.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51178332944http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51178332944Thu, 23 May 2013 18:26:19 -0400missvanillamilkshakeyou're seeing things.<p>i really want to go to a 50s themed diner and share a giant milkshake with my super hot date.</p>http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51177560609http://jonathanegbert.tumblr.com/post/51177560609Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:38 -0400